Saturday, July 28, 2012

Slow July and they said it wouldn't hurt

July has not been a good month for us.  We were both tired after vacation.  R has been working a lot so we haven't been able to spend much time together.  What little we have spent together has been great but not a lot of spanking going on.  So if you want to stop reading now I'll understand.

I had to go to the doctor earlier in the month because they had found something they wanted to look further into.  They told me that it wouldn't hurt - they lied.  R was unable to go with me so (lucky for me) my Mom doesn't live far so she went with me.  If you ever have to go in for a histogram, make them give you a Valium prescription before your appointment.  A little cramping my ass.  Hurt like a bitch.  And now I have to have surgery.  R has cleared his calendar so he will be able to be with me that day.  But I have another month to wait before they can do it.  Now I just get to think about it.  At least I will be put out for that procedure.  Won't remember a thing.  I like that idea.  Then we'll just have to wait for the biopsy to make sure it is not cancer.  Cervical cancer doesn't run in my family so keeping my fingers crossed.  Of course, I am the oldest female (at 45) in the last 4 generations to not have a hysterectomy by the age of 40. So this is really new territory in my family health history.  I don't want to have a hysterectomy.  We may not have been able to have children but that doesn't mean I want anything removed that isn't absolutely life threatening.

In the mean time I've managed to get bronchitis.  I've been sleeping in the recliner, if you can call coughing all night long sleeping and the other stupid doctor would give me any cough medicine with codeine so I could get some sleep.   Sometimes I really hate doctor's. 

So I'm hoping August will be a much better month (will until the surgery part).  Maybe I can get them to do some free liposuction while they are in there.  :)  Hope your July has been wonderful.


2 comments:

  1. Take my advice, with any medical procedure, start telling them that you are a big whiner, a sissy and that you absolute cannot stand pain.They have done this procedure many times and they never felt any pain. So how wil they know they won't hurt you? They don't need to know that you can take pain smiling.
    Hopefully it will all turn out all right.

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  2. Of course it doesn't they, they are the one getting the procedure. I've had that and the doctor was lucky he didn't get kicked in the teeth

    Hope August is better and that everything works out ok.

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